Messenger Chat:

*qualcuno mi contatta senza permesso*

IO: Chi sei?

Boo: Hey!What are you doin'?

IO: Oh..you speak english! Who are you?

Boo: Nobody.

IO: Yeah, but..when I don't know Nobody, I delete him\her out from my friend's list. So..WHO ARE U?

Boo: You're so fucking perfect! So sweet! I.. I think I love you.

IO: Look, I don't mean to be rude, but... I have a boyfriend (non è vero)

Boo: No,no! Please, don't break my heart! I saw a picture of you..I actually fall in love...I...Look: I have a photo of..

IO: Can you tell me who are you?

Boo: Relax, I'm just a fan.

IO: A fan! What a relief, but I'm not a star!!!

Boo: Well.. do you want to see me on a picture? My friend take this picture one year ago. Here you are.

IO: No, I don't want to see you or your photo at all! I just want to know who you are!

Boo: Nobody.

IO: Do you know me? 

Boo: No, I didn't see you in the real life. But I always watch your photo. I'm actually so wet and horny... <3 <3 <3 I love you, I.. I think I'm coming.

IO: O.o WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?!? I'll never to talk to you again. STOP!


Per lo meno ho testato il mio inglese masticato!